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Friday, 24 April 2009
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KOBE JAPAN:- Hair Gel & Rocket Feet

SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES

Manga eyes watch me like Big Brother from billboards and video screens. Super cute soft toys plead from within Perspex puppy pounds. 


LONDON UK: - Crapping on Statues

SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES

Pigeon conspiracy theories. Disgruntled rats of the air plot downfall of iconic London statue. No longer content to do their duty elsewhere.

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ITALY: An Hour in line to see Dave's dick


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What has become of me? I am spending an hour in line just to see Dave’s dick. A few short days ago Parisian boobs both painted and paraded had been the order of the day, now I wait patiently to view a polished stone knob. Unfortunately I couldn't sneak my newly purchased man womb through customs. Just as well it was second hand.
 
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