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Written by Seymour Monkey
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Sunday, 17 May 2009 |
|  | | SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES One new experience was the professional photographic models that roamed the streets pimping their trade – Think beggar chic. Think lamb pretending to be interesting mutton. Think faux tourist snapshot opportunity. Twenty something girls with Revlon complexions lugging a couple of fruit cocktails around like they were bags of cement.
| SAN FRANCISCO USA:- Golden Gatecrashing Part 2 SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES The smell seemed sure to be betraying the remnants of a previous guest who had somehow failed to check out and was slowly decomposing in a plastered over alcove within in the hotel room walls. |  |  | ITALY: Venetian Blinded
| SAN FRANCISCO USA:- Golden Gatecrashing Part 1 | SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES Gee Wilickers More Basilica’s! Clouds of feathered rats swarm around St Mark’s Square as vendors sell tourists bags of grain to feed them, then sit back and watch a pecking and shitting frenzy ensue. Shutters snap frenetically. Strike a pose and Coo! | SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES Flags at half mast. Gun nuts on the rampage in two cities. Talk shows navel gazing and blame shifting. I arrive in San Francisco amazed no one is saying – “Just get rid of the bloody guns guys!” The Virginia Tech and NASA shootings - Sound bite terror de jour. | | |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 18 May 2009 )
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Friday, 24 April 2009 |
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| KOBE JAPAN:- Hair Gel & Rocket Feet SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES Manga eyes watch me like Big Brother from billboards and video screens. Super cute soft toys plead from within Perspex puppy pounds.
| SEYMOUR MONKEY CHRONICLES Pigeon conspiracy theories. Disgruntled rats of the air plot downfall of iconic London statue. No longer content to do their duty elsewhere.
|  |  | ITALY: An Hour in line to see Dave's dick
| Travel Warning | | What has become of me? I am spending an hour in line just to see Dave’s dick. A few short days ago Parisian boobs both painted and paraded had been the order of the day, now I wait patiently to view a polished stone knob. | Unfortunately I couldn't sneak my newly purchased man womb through customs. Just as well it was second hand.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 17 May 2009 )
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